I’m so glad I have Snapchat because y’all stories be hilarious

i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

(submitted by anonymous)

(via reallymang)

bloodlube:

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO HIS LAUGH

(Source: vinebox, via indifferentblackman)

I spent my entire workday sorting papers. Tomorrow I will be working 7 to 6 and the entire day will be spent sorting papers.

So if anybody wants to swing by my place and shoot me in the head a few times, it’s cool.

iamthegarebear:

reallymang:

if you don’t drink the milk after your bowl of cereal unfollow me because that is disrespectful

Best post-cereal milk is that derived from Cinnamon Toast Crunch. It’s the nectar of the gods in dairy form.

khymeira:


howtobeafuckinglady:

please refrain from making transphobic comments and just like appreciate how amazing amiyah’s hair is 

What a time to be alive

khymeira:

howtobeafuckinglady:

please refrain from making transphobic comments and just like appreciate how amazing amiyah’s hair is 

What a time to be alive

(via psichomofo)

caliphorniaqueen:

niggas really insult women after they turn them down? I’ve never experienced that, that shits crazy to me

"You ain’t that fine anyway!"
"Bitch fuck you then!"

jetgreguar:

tommy imma let u in on a secret
im lit as fuck rn

jetgreguar:

tommy imma let u in on a secret

im lit as fuck rn

(Source: fyeahgoofyanimatedfaces, via swaggbatt)

I have been sorting papers for 4 hrs and I have another 4.5hrs to go

I’m dying