I’m so glad I have Snapchat because y’all stories be hilarious
I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.
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I spent my entire workday sorting papers. Tomorrow I will be working 7 to 6 and the entire day will be spent sorting papers.
So if anybody wants to swing by my place and shoot me in the head a few times, it’s cool.
I have been sorting papers for 4 hrs and I have another 4.5hrs to go